Sporting events don’t get much bigger than last Sunday. After the dust has settled a clear winner has emerged in this weeks NFL Fantasy Match up, and representing true class, dynamism and prowess – he’s holding a burger.
Not just any burger but the Victory Burger. And in two hands as required.
The rationale behind the burger is simple. To commemorate the all too easy win of Bumblebee man over Green horn Merica Lover and to eat something massive to mark the occasion.
Stage 1 – Make it far better than anything Green horn Merica lover could ever hope to be near, hold or even think of producing whilst keeping in mind his epic defeat.
Stage 2 – Get the name Green horn Merica lover to be synonymous with defeat (and big burgers)
Stage 3 – Sell the burger to Burger King and/or get it syndicated by the NFL
Stage 4 – Get a photo of Russel Wilson of the Sea hawks eating one (he really did contribute heavily to the win)
Stage 5 – Gloat until the match up next year.
Whilst stage 3 may be tricky, all the others are easily achievable.
Recipe posted shortly….assuming Green horns last player doesn’t decide to score over 30 points. Which would be bad.