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Forget China!  Remeber When Donald Trump Did the League Cup Draw?

Forget China! Remeber When Donald Trump Did the League Cup Draw?

Edgy August 23, 2017 0

Forget the Carabou Cup being drawn in China at stupid O’Clock in the morning, league cup draws have a nasty habit of turning up where you least expect it, like DONALD TRUMPS OFFICE!!! THe

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Six of the Best – Premier League – Perfect Hat Tricks

Six of the Best – Premier League – Perfect Hat Tricks

Edgy January 18, 2017 0

Everybody loves a Hat Trick, but everybody loves a perfect Hat Trick even more. Left Foot, Right Foot, Header. If you dont have one of each then I’m afraif your Hat Trick is just

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6 of the Best – Premier League Own Goals

6 of the Best – Premier League Own Goals

Edgy November 22, 2016 0

1. Frank Sinclair vs Middlesbrough – 2001-2002 You could make a list based only on Frank Sinclairs oggies, but blink and you’ll miss this one, poor Ian Walker didn’t have a hope in hell

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Jose Mourinho has been fined more in has Career than you’ve likely earned in decade!

Jose Mourinho has been fined more in has Career than you’ve likely earned in decade!

Edgy November 15, 2016 0

Jose Mourinho, great manager and current Alan Partridge impersonator has accrued more fine’s in his managerial career than you will likely earn in a decade!  By our rather rudimentary maths and cursory basic research

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Jose Mourinho’s Partridgean Nightmare isn’t fooling us.

Jose Mourinho’s Partridgean Nightmare isn’t fooling us.

Edgy October 28, 2016 0

Jose Mourinho’s Partridgean nightmare doesn’t leave us offering much sympathy at The Man Times, in fact bordering on none. Naturally his position as Manchester United manager leaves him busier than a Japanese prisoner of

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We Weigh in on Wayne Rooney’s Form – Happy Birthday Wayne!

We Weigh in on Wayne Rooney’s Form – Happy Birthday Wayne!

Edgy October 24, 2016 0

The storm around Wayne Rooney’s benching for England and his shiny new role as a fixture on the Manchester United bench as seemingly died down for now. Ever early to get to a story

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England’s failure highlights the need for a Performance Director

England’s failure highlights the need for a Performance Director

Edgy June 28, 2016 0

The Man Times called this debacle a long time ago, as far back as when FA Chairman Greg Dyke was piecing together his now infamous Panel to see England win the 2020 World cup.

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We spread some AFC Bournemouth Love

We spread some AFC Bournemouth Love

Edgy April 12, 2016 1

While everybody’s eyes are currently directed at the incredible story unfolding at the top of the Premier League another story is unfolding mid-table that’s being largely ignored by the footballing masses. AFC Bournemouth who

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Sepp Blatter to sit on Panel to discuss FIFA reforms.

Sepp Blatter to sit on Panel to discuss FIFA reforms.

Edgy April 12, 2016 0

In an incredible twist Sepp Blatter is to sit on a panel at the University of Basel discussing how to reform FIFA. According to Fox Sports on April 15th Blatter is to sit on

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Sacking Brendan Rodgers will only paper over Liverpool’s cracks.

Sacking Brendan Rodgers will only paper over Liverpool’s cracks.

Edgy October 6, 2015 0

Brendan Rodger’s sacking is the sporting equivalent of reply re-plastering the walls while the whole house is subsiding. Those cracks are going to reappear and they will be bigger and more difficult to fix

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