Reccomended Listen – My Dad Wrote a Porno

Edgy October 26, 2016 0
Reccomended Listen – My Dad Wrote a Porno

It’s not very often The Man Times impresses upon you what to put in your ears, because your time is valuable and let’s be honest, you don’t really care what we think. So when we ask you a simple question such as, what would you do if your father self-published a series of erotic novels? The answer Jamie Morton came up with was to call his friends in the form of James Cooper and Alice Levine and make a podcast out of it, and let me tell you right now. What a podcast.

The books in question are penned under the rather brilliant pseudonym Rocky Flintstone who has penned the rather brilliantly named Belinda Blinked series. There are two books in the series so far with apparently four written so there’s still plenty more to come, both books are available on kindle self-published by the man himself. While colloquially referred to as Belinda Blinked 1 & 2 their full titles are a little wordier; a credit to Rocky’s eye for detail.

  • Belinda Blinked; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels

  • Belinda Blinked 2 The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse.

mydadwroteThe premise is simple Jamie Morton reads a chapter a week to James Cooper and Alice Levine who respond often in gobsmacked fashion to his often suggestive delivery. Gobsmacked is the operative word, Rocky has a distinct writing style and an interesting knowledge of the inner workings of women. Often bogged down in details irrelevant to the story in parts while lurching ahead to the action in others, Rocky’s style while many would be considered to be meandering, basically consists of the occasional chunk of filler to introduce some new characters, some of whom we’ll never see or hear of again, before getting to the sex.

The writing around the sex itself is to say the least hilarious, not to put too many spoilers around it but it lurches from blunt medical terminology to the downright bonkers and borderline insane. We presume Rocky thinks women are just bags filled with bones and organs accessible from either end and that everything not matter how mediocre is “To Die For”.

What makes the whole thing come together though is Morton’s delivery which, varies from horrified and to full on tongue in cheek effortlessly to get the most laughs from an often miles too long sentence. Cooper and Levine are the perfect foil for this, their reactions as normal people follow exactly what you the listener should go through, they are you in the room and very often you will find yourself reacting with them often in complete time and asking the questions that you would like asked.

We aren’t going to spoil what is genuinely one of the funniest things you will hear this decade we simply recommend finding it on iTunes, acast or at http://www.mydadwroteaporno.com/. You won’t regret it; in fact, you’ll probably thank us. The last episode of series 2 was released monday, So go and download them all!

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